Spoiler alert: Valentine’s Day is coming up. Before you roll your eyes and reach for the blog remote, hear us out. We’ve cooked up a little something for the heartbreakers out there. Yeah, we’re talking to you… the gal who scoffs at handholding, the gal who hisses like a cat if someone offers to buy her a drink when she’s out with her girl gang, the gal who has a dart set at home featuring her ex as the bullseye. (Or maybe you just like to wear black;) Keep scrolling to view some cute black Valentine’s Day dresses that match your cold, black heart.
Count us in for this crocheted dress.
Find yourself a dance floor this Valentine’s Day.
You can’t go (or be) wrong with black velvet and a tulip hem.
Here comes trouble.
Break up all black with some gold metallic and a smile.
Accessorize this form fitting dress with a “try me” pout.
New dress, who dis?
That price tag ain’t bad either.
Saved the best for last. Off you go to break those hearts.
Nothing strike your fancy? Check out last year’s Anti-Valentine’s Day Fashion that Matches Your Cold, Black Heart.
Melody Rose Rowan is the Director of Content & Strategy for Blender Networks, Inc. When she’s not managing blogs for FitMinutes, The-E-Tailer, Cartageous, InStyleRooms, NurturedPaws & Shoelistic, she’s rearranging her bookcase at home in Culver City, CA, getting her fix of breakfast tacos and Topo Chicos in her hometown of Austin, TX with her husband and rescue dog and attempting to keep up with her own blog, Mustache Melrose.