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Chocolates filled with unidentified sweets, generic giant stuffed teddy bears, wilted flowers—pfft, who needs ‘em? Whether you just got dumped, you’re a proud member of the Heart Breakers Club or you just can’t even with one more Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, this anti-Valentine’s Day gift yourself guide is just for you.
Spell it out for him.
Carbs would never treat you like that.
The only person putting a ring on your finger is you.
Gone in a snap.
Big enough to lug around all of the hearts you’ve stolen.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Warm on the outside, cold-blooded on the inside.
Welcome to the jungle.
There’s nothing wrong with a little tough love.
Up to no good.
These boots were made for walking…
Those hearts aren’t going to break themselves.
You’re a smooth operator.
Not that you care or anything.
You warned them.
Melody Rose Rowan is the CEO + hostess with the mostess at @CuteStays. When she isn’t blogging about style and interior design for her blog MustacheMelrose.com, Melody can be found renovating @MaxineTheAirstream with her husband, Scott, or playing with her two rescue dog-sons, Jake and Finn. Say hi at @mustachemelrose!