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Chocolates filled with unidentified sweets, generic giant stuffed teddy bears, wilted flowers—pfft, who needs ‘em? Whether you just got dumped, you’re a proud member of the Heart Breakers Club or you just can’t even with one more Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, this anti-Valentine’s Day gift yourself guide is just for you.
ASOS LASULA BOY BYE T-SHIRT ($23)
Spell it out for him.
BAN.DO FRIES BEFORE GUYS FLAIR PIN ($10)
Carbs would never treat you like that.
BEA BONGIASCA HELICONIA RING ($239)
The only person putting a ring on your finger is you.
DVF ONE SHOULDER KNIT DRESS ($208.80)
Gone in a snap.
MARC JACOBS TOO HOT TO HANDLE HOBO BAG ($219)
Big enough to lug around all of the hearts you’ve stolen.
GENTLE MONSTER DREAMER HOFF SUNGLASSES ($215)
Out of sight, out of mind.
TAHARI WOOL BLEND BELTED WRAP COAT ($229.90)
Warm on the outside, cold-blooded on the inside.
MADEWORN GUNS N ROSES TEE ($105)
Welcome to the jungle.
MICHAEL KORS STUDDED FAUX-LEATHER JACKET ($97.13)
There’s nothing wrong with a little tough love.
LUCKY BRAND BOYFRIEND DENIM JACKET ($47.98)
Up to no good.
NASTY GAL GONE FOR STUD VEGAN LEATHER BOOT ($49)
These boots were made for walking…
TOPSHOP TIE FRONT MINIDRESS ($80)
Those hearts aren’t going to break themselves.
MICHAEL KORS SELMA LEATHER SKINNY PANTS ($298.99)
You’re a smooth operator.
ALEXACHUNG LONELY HEARTS CLUB SWEATSHIRT ($91)
Not that you care or anything.
BOOHOO KAYLEIGH HEARTBREAKER CHOKER TEE ($17)
You warned them.
Melody Rose Rowan is the CEO + hostess with the mostess at @CuteStays. When she isn’t blogging about style and interior design for her blog MustacheMelrose.com, Melody can be found renovating @MaxineTheAirstream with her husband, Scott, or playing with her two rescue dog-sons, Jake and Finn. Say hi at @mustachemelrose!
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