Anti-Valentine’s Day Fashion That Matches Your Cold, Black Heart

Seasonal, Holidays & Events By Melody Rose Rowan Seasonal, Holidays & Events February 9, 2018

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Chocolates filled with unidentified sweets, generic giant stuffed teddy bears, wilted flowers—pfft, who needs ‘em? Whether you just got dumped, you’re a proud member of the Heart Breakers Club or you just can’t even with one more Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, this anti-Valentine’s Day gift yourself guide is just for you.

ASOS LASULA BOY BYE T-SHIRT ($23)

Spell it out for him.

BAN.DO FRIES BEFORE GUYS FLAIR PIN ($10)

Carbs would never treat you like that.

BEA BONGIASCA HELICONIA RING ($239)

The only person putting a ring on your finger is you.

DVF ONE SHOULDER KNIT DRESS ($208.80)

Gone in a snap.

MARC JACOBS TOO HOT TO HANDLE HOBO BAG ($219)

Big enough to lug around all of the hearts you’ve stolen.

GENTLE MONSTER DREAMER HOFF SUNGLASSES ($215)

Out of sight, out of mind.

TAHARI WOOL BLEND BELTED WRAP COAT ($229.90)

Warm on the outside, cold-blooded on the inside.

MADEWORN GUNS N ROSES TEE ($105)

Welcome to the jungle.

MICHAEL KORS STUDDED FAUX-LEATHER JACKET ($97.13)

There’s nothing wrong with a little tough love.

LUCKY BRAND BOYFRIEND DENIM JACKET ($47.98)

Up to no good.

NASTY GAL GONE FOR STUD VEGAN LEATHER BOOT ($49)

These boots were made for walking…

TOPSHOP TIE FRONT MINIDRESS ($80)

Those hearts aren’t going to break themselves.

MICHAEL KORS SELMA LEATHER SKINNY PANTS ($298.99)

You’re a smooth operator.

ALEXACHUNG LONELY HEARTS CLUB SWEATSHIRT ($91)

Not that you care or anything.

BOOHOO KAYLEIGH HEARTBREAKER CHOKER TEE ($17)

You warned them.

Melody Rose Rowan

Melody Rose Rowan is the CEO + hostess with the mostess at @CuteStays. When she isn’t blogging about style and interior design for her blog MustacheMelrose.com, Melody can be found renovating @MaxineTheAirstream with her husband, Scott, or playing with her two rescue dog-sons, Jake and Finn. Say hi at @mustachemelrose!